"I have no idea what Dolly Pardon’s politics were -- and that used to be common."
--Clay Travis

"Everything has turned into a 50-50 in polls! You can’t get more than 50% of people to like the Dalai Lama! You can’t get more than 50% of people to like anyone!"
--Buck Sexton

"Why am I never trending for good things on social media? Like Clay Travis saved a puppy!"
--Clay Travis

"Just remember I'm telling you: It's gonna be Newsom AOC. Newsom at the top, AOC as the vice president. That's how this is all gonna end up."
--Buck Sexton