"Clay, having a little bit too much fun out in Super Bowl land in California. Did he challenge Bo Jackson to a 50-yard dash and an arm wrestling match yet?" --Buck Sexton
"Savannah’s mom is not Elon Musk’s mom. She’s not so famous or wealthy that I think random people with no knowledge of Nancy Guthrie would have any idea who her daughter is to abduct her." --Clay Travis
"Currency without people with guns to back up the writ of the currency, isn't currency." --Buck Sexton
"I walked to our San Francisco studio today; roughly a mile. I passed 8 abandoned needles on the sidewalk and 4 different piles of human feces. This is Super Bowl week and the city is a total mess." --Clay Travis